Reaction & Commentary
Announcing the commencement of the annual Purge at the siren all emergency services will be suspended for 12 hours your government thanks you for your participation yes someone please help me Welcome to the land of the frame foreign That was our one and only chance you can’t just leave us here the doors no map no food no water Marlins you told us about it’s simple dead racket it’s dead right now all right it’s not reckon we’re dead out here it’s going way too far to give up now
You got company let’s say we canceled a swimming program You should come over here I’m good here thank you thank you Hey Sis hey I just want to let you know I made it here mom was right it took forever to find what did you say the name of this place was Paradise Foreign I’m not dying here 30 40 yards it takes him 32 seconds We must keep going the snow is blindly yes don’t you see this is perfect they’ll never find us like this we’re lost We can barely feed ourselves she comes with us real cool so we’re already dying tastes like chicken yeah a big black poisonous chicken with no legs It’s going to be the best vacation ever seriously you have to try okay it’s like you’re going to the zoo except you’re in the cage I don’t know about this welcome aboard Remember the faster you breathe the faster you use up your air trust me once you’re down there you’re not going to want to come back up oh my God shark [ __ ] are you sure sorry I’m so scared oh deep are we 37 meters We have to get back up to the top can you hear me we’re gonna send out extra air tanks stay in the cage everywhere 47 meters down foreign Myself dragging my family to the other side of the world to start over what if we don’t like it here I think we will welcome to Asia you’re gonna love it here wow [Applause] what did you see outside get your hands off me yeah we’re gonna die here listen to me where’s Lucy
Stay here lock the door lock the door um foreign [Applause] you’re alive Jack hey just get your family the hell out [Applause] of the American embassy I wanna go home we’re gonna get there Benghazi is under attack we need immediate assistance you have a U.S ambassador at risk you gotta send us you’re not the First Responders you will wait We have no jurisdiction in this country we’re not even supposed to be here losing the initiative stand down if you do not get yourself oh you’re all gonna die none of you have to go we are the only help they have they were coming in we’re on property chief
Are we expecting any friendlies I am not aware of any friendlies thank you foreign whether we live or die as long as I’m doing the right thing God will take care of me you don’t send our support Americans are going to die including the one talking to you right now
You’re not giving orders to me you’re in my world now I haven’t thought about my family once tonight beer in the middle of Austin thinking about my girls man What the bloody hell you back is doing out here [Applause] my name’s Mick Tyler pleased to meet you Foreign [Applause] why don’t you guys kill someone tonight because we don’t feel the need to Joey just remember all the good The Purge does we’ll be fine just like always no worries okay this is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Purge at the siren all emergency
Services will be suspended for 12 hours your government thanks you for your participation awesome one please foreign Why did you let him in our home we have no idea who’s after him our Target for this year’s Purge is hiding in your home you have one hour to find it and give them to us I’ll kill all of you I can’t get in here right they can’t get into her home
Please we’re gonna make it through tonight and everything is gonna be okay nothing is ever going to be okay again
