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So you can avoid spreading it to your friends and your family. Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Look out for these warning signs. Even the faintest whisper of facial hair. If you have a mustache, schedule a checkup. If you find a goatee on your face, consider
Going to the emergency room. If you have a full beard, well, it’s probably too late for you. Mowing the lawn instead of letting your wife do it for the sake of equality. Oof! Not good. Let your wife break the lawn mowing glass ceiling today. Eating meat on occasion. A disease like toxic masculinity
Can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa toast smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity. Throwing a professional wrestler off a steel cage right through the announcers table. Men who suddenly look around and find that they’re tossing
A professional wrestler off a steel cage to plummet right through the announcers table are at high risk of developing toxic masculinity. If a man in your life is suffering from this symptom, encourage him to stop wrestling in the WWE immediately. Holding the door open for a woman once in a while.
Wow, this one is really bad. You need to do better if you’re going to beat this thing. One way to fight this symptom is to slam the door right in a woman’s face and scream equality through the glass when she glares at you. Try today. Yelling stuff about freedom and charging into battle,
Wearing blue face paint. If you find yourself charging into battle against the English wearing blue face paint in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help. Do all of society a favor and get yourself drawn and quartered so no one else catches this contagious illness. Thinking about the Roman Empire, even once,
Even thinking about the Roman Empire one time can be a deadly omen. Further stages of this disease can cause men to think about worse things like the Galactic Empire, the kingdom of Gondor, or the Imperium of men in the grim darkness of the far future there is only toxic masculinity. And finally,
Being a man who does not hate himself. This is the most telling sign. If you’re a biological male and you don’t hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there’s going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today. If you
Or your man are showing one or more of these symptoms, contact your medical professional today. Get help before it’s too late. If you think of any other symptoms of toxic masculinity, leave them in the comments down below. This is a Cigarpage.com. The independent American owned home of the free
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