Reaction & Commentary
Who run California well bless your heart oh bless your heart so vote for Beto but isn’t Beto some kind of [ __ ] not according to His official website it’s pretty comprehensive oh how’s it going great I just got another voter yeah me too
That house looks promising I can get that one if you want hey how about we go together sure but their powers combined we’ll get the whole neighborhood to vote Beto hey we’re out canvassing for Beto O’Rourke can we count on your boat
No I’m sorry look I got a lot of letter writing to do you think there you dropped this uh yeah we gotta go don’t worry about it I don’t know so miserable outside I wish there was an indoor location we could go to where a
Bunch of Texans gather regularly or we can just do a bunch of canvassing all at once come on so this is the First Baptist Church so historic those are the kinds of things that folks outside the church might need to hear it right
Right howdy Stephen timpani oh we’re just out here canvassing for beta O’Rourke and we want to know when’s a good time to do that you know why don’t judge come have a seat sure we were just talking about some of the amazing things that Jesus has done so to recap jesus takes
Away our sins well Beto is going to take away our AR-15s the first and Clay yes he’s a miracle worker and he even walked on water well beta once skateboarded through a Whataburger parking lot Jesus escaped the shackles of death Beto once escaped the scene of a car wreck with a blood
Alcohol level of 0.134 percent and that’s twice the legal limit yeah kind of a big deal okay uh well thank you all for coming and be sure to stay for the potluck potluck as usual I’m going to stick around for a spell if anybody’s interested in hearing
A little more about Jesus I suppose we could stay for the potluck but remember no meat Steve Wayne babe did you know the only thing we contribute to our Salvation is the sin that makes it necessary I don’t get it vote for Beto it’s gonna take all of us this
Is foolishness what that’s his campaign slogan I can’t help that it’s stupid this eternal life thing thank you hey babe I’m sorry about earlier just got carried away you know you’re just so impressionable and it’s something that we have to pay attention to because you can’t
Just do something just because somebody tells you to do it oh I see you’re reading that book I told you to read that’s good right oh this is so good just it’s like food for the soul why do you have that same look on your face when I caught you eating meat
Okay whoa you can’t be A2 races taking a book from a black man give me that baby what is this two Corinthians it’s not what it looks like oh never that hey we’re canvassing for Beto O’Rourke can we count on you to vote for Beto
No can we count on you to vote for Beto As You Wish really no it’s just you’re trying so hard I wanted you to feel good about yourself I I hate for people to lose embarrassed hey Babylon defense I have a big announcement that is not satire we
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