Meant Oh I thought like Home on the Range where the deer and the Antelope play well there’s no deer here what’s up except for that guy come on this guy too you should try this oh yeah well let’s get started I don’t know what we don’t like guns remember I keep turning into
Some sort of crazy gun nut this is not good for our marriage we’ve been seeing a marriage counselor she says my texafication is unfair to timpani so you found a marriage counselor in Texas who uses the word texafication she’s in Austin if you guys are an anti-gun like you say you are
Wouldn’t it be better if you could speak from a place of experience yes uh I mean it’s okay it’s cool whatever don’t be wow I do suppose it would be good to say I’ve shot a gun so I know how bad
Now listen I’ve got good stuff for you all right come on over here come on ladies first hey uh can we get these guys started with a couple of Glock 17s can you hook us up and here’s your um here’s your eyes and use your ears safety gear that seems very responsible
Oh yeah gun safety is the most important thing let’s head on in I’ll show you guys a ropes always keep your firearm pointed in a safe direction always assume it’s loaded which we now refer to as the Alec Baldwin Rule and never walk down
Range until all firearms are laid on the table with the actions open I don’t get some of those words but that also sounds very responsible but did you think we were just going to run around
Here and shoot the guns off everywhere like a bunch of crazy gun nuts I would never call you a crazy gun nut but you did say you didn’t want Steve to become a crazy gun nut I don’t think so
That doesn’t sound like me not sound sounds just like I heard you say it and you said it just started is that fully semi-automatic single hollow point assault machine gun um is that a 30-magazine clip no that’s an eight-bullet round that’s what it is
Drink yourself fool we don’t do that here all right all guns on the table see how we did hey Steve I’m pretty impressed over there did I did uh well it looks like you missed every shot that’s quite an accomplishment
Oh where’d all my bullets go we don’t know we only know where they did not go that was happening all the time for beginners and all no no I’ve never seen that before I’m not not even with beginners
I wouldn’t look in timpani actually you got all your hits on the paper really even some of Steve sits your paper that’s impressive Steve never seen that before either I didn’t think it would smell so much well that’s the gunpowder well I don’t like guns so I definitely don’t like that smell
Well all right folks you want to go again I mean yeah it’s it’s cool sorry yeah it’s cool well looks like Steve missed every shot again but Tiffany hit every shot and there’s even a couple in the bullseye oh but Steve none of your shots hit
Tiffany’s Target this time so you’re getting closer or even further away I really thought I was getting the hang of this Texas thing well you said dagnabbit that’s something it is well you know handguns are the hardest ones to
Shoot accurately you guys want to try some ARS I guess we can give it a try let’s do it I missed them all again well Timp should be relieved there’s no way I’m going to become a
Gun nut now but good these AR-15s are just wrong there’s no reason that anyone should have a need to own one of these things but if one were to buy one where would be the best place to do that so what kind of gun is that uh it’s a price gun
