Mail did we get enough food Santa’s on a hunger strike so Z’s covered do you think we got enough tofu dogs does our tofu dogs aren’t they yeah of course they are what else would they be hey babe why don’t you offer them some of your delicious quinoa salad invite them
Do you mean Cynthia whose pronoun is them or do you mean them as in the group I know I know right that can be confused why don’t we just ask them they yay this is some oh whoosh hi hi I recognize some of these people from avoiding eye contact while stepping
Over cyborg feces from getting the mail but if you are hey yeah those are our squatters the formerly homeless people were not allowed to kick out of our house your house you know you reside on the traditional ancestral and unseated homelands of the tongba shumash and Kish people
Of course but I don’t think that these squatters are any of those three they’re decent tenants for LA but you have to be careful not to step on any of the used needles they like to decorate with yeah we tried to clean up before y’all came
But you know how unhows are you clean up and then two seconds later there’s needles all over the floor again so I wanted to ask did you find the people in Texas were like horribly racist and homophobic and super intolerant and like always saying horrible things about the people from
California you mean like making a really negative assumptions about people who live out of state that you know literally nothing about yes exactly that nope they didn’t do that at all who are they I don’t know I saw him earlier and I figured they probably the squatters
Excuse me hi are you robbing us I don’t know is is this your house yeah yeah well stop it please ah I’m good then I’m calling the police well then we would wait around for an hour um but we got a full day today we got
The CVS we got the Nike store pickle pickleball game at 5 30. then I’ll stop you myself whoa cool it Blackie Chan back on up drop it please you know what stops a bad guy with a gun a good guy or girl with a gun hey you could have put it down gently
Oh that was incredible yeah you’re the best you people are crazy that’s dangerous well bless your hearts foreign yes more meat for us but also I think we’re Texans babe there’s someone coming she has a gun I’m calling the cops we’re recording you oh no no no we’re just your
Neighbors just coming by to say Howdy and welcome y’all to the neighborhood I don’t get it you’re in Texas now sweetie you’ll get used to it might even come to like it jerky Hey Babylon bee fans I have a big announcement that is not satire we wrote an actual book that has actual drawings with actual humor and you can actually buy it with actual money this is the Babylon B guide to democracy it’s your guide to rigging elections peaceful protests and insurrections and more pick
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