They’ve got am I right Chief I mean uh man person Cuba person great social programs what are you talking about well you know like take health care for instance yes we had Healthcare but it mostly consists of us rubbing dirt in our wounds but my grandmother was able
To build this pretty cool wheelchair out of an old washing machine you must be mistaken I learned all about Cuba’s excellent social programs in college is that right how long have you been in college half a semester so yeah I’m pretty much an expert on socialism in fact I’m inviting people to the
Meeting my group is having socialists undermining capitalist knowledge tell me what else you’ve learned in college about my country Mr expert Bernie Sanders taught me that Cuba has great literacy programs yeah we used to have to write I will obey feed Al Castro a hundred times every morning also
Bernie taught me that the poor rose up and they stole the means of production from the ugly rich people that sounds amazing we didn’t own anything with regards to production ah but what we did have we had a 20 year old anemic donkey Named Gus I do miss Gus but he was
Delicious okay by the way how did you end up in this dystopian capitalist country anyway we’ve got it really rough here hey did you order the orange mocha Frappuccino oh yeah that’s me okay all right I hate when they look at you like they expect a tip anyway yeah how did you end
Up in this terrible place we escaped on a raft made out of a mattress an inflated surgical glove you mean to tell me that you came to America on purpose no not on a porpoise on a raft I I just I don’t understand how somebody could flee Cuban paradise
And come to this oppressive totalitarian hellscape I can tell you we didn’t have any of those in Cuba that I can guarantee you what you mean that in Cuba you guys only have like iPhone 12s no don’t don’t tell me yeah iPhone 11s no that can’t be right you young people
Don’t have any idea what socialism is like my ride’s here yeah Mom yes I’ll be there in a second gosh I’m gonna be late for the antifa protest so do you want to learn more about why North Korea isn’t real socialism yeah my parents escaped North Korea after
Digging a 30-foot tunnel through Frozen dirt with a pair of Chopsticks so hey you are you enjoying these videos then I have a loose suggestion for you why don’t you like it comment and hit the Subscribe button in fact even if you didn’t like this video I strongly suggest that you do it
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