ON, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT CAN BE REAL, IT IS JUST TOO CRAZY.” AND OF COURSE PRETTY MUCH EVERY MORNING WHAT WE HAD ASSUMED WAS A JOKE TURNS OUT TO BE ENTIRELY REAL. IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION REALLY IS THAT CRAZY. THEY REALLY ARE FIRING THOUSANDS
OF NURSES IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC, FIRING THOUSANDS OF COPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME WAVE. NO, THEY ARE NOT KIDDING, EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT IS A GENUINE FEMALE FOUR-STAR ADMIRAL STANDING RIGHT THERE. JOE BIDEN ISN’T GIGGLING. HE TELLS YOU IT IS A VICTORY FOR
WOMEN EVERYWHERE AND HE MEANS IT WHEN HE SAYS IT. HE MEANS ALL OF THESE THINGS, EVEN THOUGH ONCE HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND, WHICH IS MOST. AS THE GUYS WHO RUNS THE BABYLON BEE TOLD US RECENTLY IT IS GETTING TOUGH TO RUN A PARODY SITE IN THIS COUNTRY, NO MATTERS
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE MORE LUDICROUS THAN REALITY ALREADY IS. AND YET. EVEN BY THOSE IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS, WE CAN CONFIDENTLY ANNOUNCE TONIGHT THAT WE HAVE JUST READ THE SINGLE MOST DERANGED NEWS STORY EVER PRINTED IN THIS COUNTRY. SO NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS GOING FORWARD — AND GOD KNOWS WHAT
THAT WILL BE — THIS STORY WILL LIVE FOREVER AS THE HIGH WATERMARK OF POLITICAL LUNACY. MARKETER CALENDARS. OCTOBER 20TH, 2,021, THIS IS THE DAY THAT THINGS COULDN’T GET NUTTIER. AND HERE IT IS. ACCORDING TO A PIECE IN THIS AFTERNOON’S “WALL STREET JOURNAL,” THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HAS DECIDED TO PAY REPARATIONS TO ILLEGAL ALIENS.
IN OTHER WORDS, FOREIGNERS WHO CAME HERE WITHOUT INVITATION, WHO CAME IN WILLFUL VIOLATION OF LEGAL STATUTES PASSED BY OUR CONGRESS FOR OUR CONSTITUTION, THOSE PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO GET A GROVELING APOLOGY AND HUGE AMOUNTS OF CASH. WHY? BECAUSE OUR GOVERNMENT DARED TO ENFORCE ITS OWN LAWS WHICH NOW APPARENTLY IS IMMORAL.
SO THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE IS GOING TO PAY CRIMINALS FOR COMMITTING CRIMES. IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THAT IS REAL. BUT IT IS REAL. ACCORDING TO THE JOURNAL, THE ADMINISTRATION CLAIMS TO “OFFER IMMIGRANT FAMILIES THAT WERE SEPARATED DURING THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AROUND $450,000 A PERSON IN COMPENSATION. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE,
HOMELAND SECURITY, HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, CONSIDERING PAYMENTS THAT COULD AMOUNT TO CLOSE TO $1 MILLION PER FAMILY. A MILLION DOLLARS PER FAMILY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS AT EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT AMERICAN FAMILIES ARE BECOMING NOTICEABLY POORER BY THE DAY. YOU WON’T BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ACCORDING TO THE PAPER THAT NEARLY A THOUSAND REPARATIONS
CLAIMS HAVE ALREADY BEEN FILED. WHY NOT? THE TOTAL PAYOUT FROM THIS, MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS. SO HOW MUCH IS THAT EXACTLY? LET’S SEE. IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN WHO WAS KILLED IN A WAR DEFENDING YOUR COUNTRY, OUR GOVERNMENT PROMISES TO SEND YOUR FAMILY A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.
THAT IS LESS THAN A QUARTER OF WHAT JOE BIDEN INTENDS TO GIVE ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR THE INCONVENIENCE OF BEING DEPORTED. THEY ARE ONCE AGAIN GETTING $450,000 APIECE FROM YOUR TAX RECEIPTS. THAT IS MORE THAN SOME OF THE 9/11 VICTIMS GOT. IT IS MORE THAN ANY ORDINARY AMERICAN EVER GETS FOR ANYTHING
FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. MOST PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY JUST GIVE. FOREIGNERS WITH NO RESPECT FOR OUR LAWS OR SYSTEMS, MEANWHILE, ARE HITTING THE JACKPOT. SO TAKE THIS BACK, YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW LONG THE SORT OF THINK AND CONTINUE. HOW LONG BEFORE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS COUNTRY RUN — WHO BY
THE WAY ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS COUNTRY, THOSE ARE RHETORICAL VERY DIFFERENT GROUPS — BUT BEFORE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS COUNTRY RUN DECIDE THEY HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE? WHY PAY YOUR TAXES AT THIS POINT — SERIOUSLY? IT IS TOO INSULTING.
IT IS TOO DESTRUCTIVE. IT IS EVIL. WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT’S GOING TO TAKE TO GET THERE BUT AT THIS RATE IT IS COMING QUICK. IN THE MEANTIME, WHAT CAN WE KNOW? WE CAN BE CERTAIN HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. WHY WOULDN’T YOU CROSS OUR
BORDER ILLEGALLY AT THIS POINT? HE WOULD HAVE TO BE INSANE NOT TO. JOE BIDEN IS LITERALLY PAYING PEOPLE WHO DO IT. SO NOT SURPRISINGLY, AS FOX NEWS ‘GRIFF JENKINS JUST REPORTED, NEW WAVES OF ILLEGAL MIGRANTS ARE COMING AS FAST AS THEY CAN. HERE IS CARAVAN. >> CHANTING LIBERTY, THE CARAVAN CHARGES THROUGH A
CHECKPOINT AS THE MEXICAN NATIONAL GUARD STANCE BY WATCHING. THE MIGRANTS, UNDETERRED BY MEXICO’S FOREIGN MINISTER, WHO SAYS THEY ARE BEING DECEIVED BY THE ORGANIZERS. >> THEY TELL THEM “LET’S GO IN THE CARAVAN, WE GET TO THE U.S. AND THEY WILL LET US PASS.” IT IS NOT TRUE, YOU SAW WHAT
HAPPENED WITH THE HAITIANS, IT IS THE SAME THING. >> BUT THE WARNING IS NOT BREAKING THE WILL OF THE MIGRANTS. >> THAT IS NOT STOPPING US BECAUSE WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD RIGHT NEXT TO US, AND HE IS GOING TO OPEN. GOD IS NOT GOING TO STOP US.
WE ARE STILL PROCEEDING, WE WILL STILL BE MOVING, HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP US. >> Tucker: WE ACT LIKE THIS — WE JUST CAN’T STOP IT, BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS ACTIVELY ENCOURAGING THIS, AND MORE SO TODAY. LEGISLATIVE FRAMEWORK THE DEMOCRATS RELEASED TODAY WOULD
GIVE AMNESTY TO MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS, THE LARGEST AMNESTY PROPOSED IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY. THE CENTER FOR AMERICAN PROGRESS, WHICH IS OF COURSE ARE CLOSELY ALIGNED WITH THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE, RELEASED ANALYSIS AND CONCLUDED NEARLY 7 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS LIVING HERE WOULD GET GREEN CARDS UNDER THIS PROPOSAL.
SPECIFICALLY IT WOULD LEGALIZE ANYONE HERE ILLEGALLY AS LONG AS THAT PERSON CAN SHOW HE OR SHE ARRIVED IN THIS COUNTRY, FOLLOW THIS, BETWEEN JANUARY 1ST, 1972, DURING THE FIRST NIXON ADMINISTRATION, AND DECEMBER 31ST, 2009. THAT IS A SPAN OF 27 YEARS, QUITE A STRIKE ZONE. WHAT ABOUT THE MILLIONS OF
ILLEGALS WHO CAME HERE SINCE 2009? THEY ARE FINE, TOO. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HAS PUT OUT A LIST OF NO-GO ZONES, NOT PLACES — FOREIGNERS WHO BREAK OUR LAWS CAN GO ANYWHERE, BUT I NOTICED WERE FEDERAL OFFICERS TRYING TO ENFORCE THOSE LAWS. I.C.E. AGENTS ACCORDING TO THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE ARE NO LONGER
ALLOWED TO ENTER SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS, HEALTH CARE FACILITIES, PLACES OF WORSHIP, PLAYGROUNDS, CHILD CARE CENTERS, CRISIS CENTERS, HOMELESS CENTERS, REHAB FACILITIES, FOOD BANKS, DISASTER RECENTLY RELIEF CENTERS, FUNERALS, BASICALLY NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE. SO THAT IS IT FOR IMMIGRATION LAWS. THEY ARE DONE. THEY ARE TOTALLY IGNORED. THEY ARE TOTALLY UNENFORCED.
THE QUESTION IS THE ONE THAT IS NEVER ASKED BY ANYBODY IS HOW EXACTLY DO AMERICAN CITIZENS BENEFIT FROM THESE CHANGES? WELL, LET’S SEE. HERE’S A RECENT REPORT FROM THE STATE OF FLORIDA. >> WHEN SHERIFF DISCUSSES THIS HORRIFIC CAR CRASH THAT KILLED A 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL, THE ANGER IN HIS VOICE IS HARD TO MISS.
>> HAD HE BEEN IN HIS HOME COUNTRY LAST SATURDAY NIGHT LIKE HE SHOULD’VE BEEN, OUR 5-YEAR-OLD BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIVE. >> BUT INSTEAD, ERNESTO LOPEZ MORALES WAS DRIVING DOWN STATE ROAD 60 AND MULBERRY. >> HE HAS ALREADY DRANK SIX 32-OUNCE BEERS BY HIS OWN ADMISSION.
>> THIS SHERIFFS IS A LOPEZ MORALES WAS OUT BUYING MORE BEER. WE ARE TOLD HIS HEADLIGHTS WERE OFF, HE WAS SPEEDING, AND HE SLAMMED INTO THE BACK OF A HYUNDAI A MANTRA DRIVEN BY A MOTHER. THE IMPACT BRUSHED THE BACK HALF OF THE A MANTRA, INCLUDING THE BACKSEAT WITH A 5-YEAR-OLD WAS
IN HER CAR SEAT. >> Tucker: SO HERE’S THE POINT OF THAT AWFUL STORY. BATMAN, ERNESTO LOPEZ MORALES, SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, HERE WAS HERE ILLEGALLY LIKE MILLIONS OF OTHERS AND HE DID NOT EVEN HAVE A DRIVER’S LICENSE. AFTER DOWNING THE EQUIVALENT OF 16 REGULAR SIZED BEERS, 16, HE
KILLED A 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN A CAR CRASH. SO THE QUESTION IS, WHAT WILL JOE BIDEN DO ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS? WELL, NOTHING. WE KNOW THAT FOR CERTAIN BECAUSE BIDEN HAS ALREADY ANNOUNCED A DRUNK DRIVING IS NO LONGER GROUNDS FOR DEPORTATION. >> YOU ONLY ARREST FOR THE PURPOSE OF DEALING WITH A FELONY
THAT’S COMMITTED, AND I DON’T COUNT DRUNK DRIVING AS A FELONY. >> Tucker: I DON’T COUNT DRUNK DRIVING AS A FELONY. WELL, THAT’S A BIG CHANGE. OH, THAT ONLY APPLIES TO PEOPLE HERE ILLEGALLY, NOT TO YOU. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ONCE AGAIN IS MAKING THIS COUNTRY POORER, MORE CHAOTIC, AND IN
MANY PLACES MUCH MORE DANGEROUS. THAT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT, OF COURSE, IT IS BEING DONE ON PURPOSE. PEOPLE CLOSE TO IT SEE IT EVERY DAY. JAMES CHILTON CLOSE TO IT. A FIFTH-GENERATION RANCHER FROM THE STATE OF ARIZONA. HIS PROPERTY ON THE MEXICAN BORDER, AND OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS, HIS RANCH HAS BEEN
TRANSFORMED INTO SOMETHING UNRECOGNIZABLE. HIS RANCH IS NOW COVERED WITH GARBAGE. DROPPED BY PEOPLE COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY. ILLEGAL ALIENS FIRE WEAPONS AT BORDER PATROL OFFICERS AS THEY HEAD BACK AND FORTH INTO MEXICO. SO WATCHING ALL THIS HAPPEN, WATCHING HIS LAND TO BE DESTROYED BY FOREIGNERS, CHILDREN HAD AN IDEA.
SO THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THINGS IT CARES DEEPLY ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT ON SOMETHING CALLED ECOLOGICAL JUSTICE AND THIS SEEMED IN JUST. SO CHILTON CALLED THE FOREST SERVICE FOR HELP, MAYBE THEY WOULD SAVE HIS PATCH OF THE ENVIRONMENT FROM BEING POISONED AND DESTROYED. BUT NO, THEY DIDN’T.
THE FOREST SERVICE SAID THEY COULDN’T COME TO CHILTON’S RANCH BECAUSE THE PROPERTY WAS TOO