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from New York City Comedy Central presents Bill Burr all right thank you thank you very much all right nice nice to be here beautiful theater here I didn't do anything today I'm a loser man that was still when I was sitting around I was watching that show I MTV Cribs you guys know that show you don't show...

keep it down man hey man why you waiting there for me for a little while it right out okay I got a I got a private conference we got to cool it come on don't not now I don't want to because you're going to make me lose my job This sees me right now lose my job don't...

Hi guys I'm Maggie and today I'm going to watch Blazing Saddles so for food actions you can check the list down below I'm uploading them in patreon there is going to be full and good version directions if you want to check them out for Less reactions you can Become emperor in YouTube and for Instagram if only friends...

I have some tour dates to let you know about Athens Georgia on November 7th and Atlanta Georgia November 29th and 30th at the Fox Theater get your tickets at theovon docomo we got new merch three new shirts you can check them out uh they're beautiful they're nice if you're getting Somebody a Christmas gift this could be one...

Before the internet came along life was very different than what we see today it's now easier to access information shop work or just share your life with others these modern conveniences through the internet have changed the way we live some people may argue that the past was better because we seemed less busy In stress which made life...

It's the disease that's hiding in plain sight. It can be in your neighborhood, in your car, or even in your bed. That's right. It's called toxic masculinity. And over 40% of men are affected every day. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious. So if you are infected, you need to know right away So you can avoid spreading...

We had a dude in our town this morning Thundercat yeah TJ was his name when the Thundercat while you're behind your little wildflower and he was born some deficiencies he had a change of salivary glands in his face you know so when he would get to smile at her feeling real Joyous he would spray out the sides...

Oh really Time to go up here let's go let's go thank you Roger that whatever Come on let's go let's go let's go different people Thank you officer thank you for your patience That is glorious that is glorious it smells like an old turkeys Thank you Stand up Video Tags: POLITICAL,MEMES,maga 2020,donald trump,trump 2020,political memes,AOC,Ilhan Omar,Nancy Pelosi,Republicans,Democrats,2020 election,JOE...

It's one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody get on the Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out because...

I'm serious it's one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody it only Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out...

These nuts H Gotti Gotti automatic there it Is hey hey that's the guy that's the guy whose chin looks like a a Balls okay he's a balini oh Sh So easy to me the left the cell phones all around I'm not trying to Human keep on the ground Video Tags: POLITICAL,MEMES,maga 2020,donald trump,trump 2020,political memes,AOC,Ilhan Omar,Nancy Pelosi,Republicans,Democrats,2020 election,JOE...

Good, good. It feels good to be home in Chicago in the center of the city. Huh? Oh, good. I grew up, uh, 25 miles away from here in Arlington Heights. (applause, cheering) So... And when we picked this beautiful theater for this, uh, special, I told my father, you know, "I'm gonna do this special "in Chicago. I'm gonna...

thank you okay I didn't cure anything please Christ look at a Lifetime Achievement Award out here he huh I have been on the road for the last five months I don't know man I just really thinking the worst of people really is you see some of the animals Some of the animals I see like I was in...

The second time I met OJ Simpson was right after the trial of this there I was now a young man of probably 23. O.J Simpson was the most famous or inFAMOUS face on planet Earth I was in a restaurant in Beverly Hills with my agents I wasn't alone in the restaurant But I was alone I was the...

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So I grew up in my neighborhood we didn't have a lot of diversity in my neighborhood diversity is always people's talking about it and we didn't have it you know my neighborhood was poor black poor white that was our neighborhood you know so I didn't feel any white privilege I know some people Had it man you know...

Foreign ladies and gentlemen my name is David Thoreau and I had the privilege of being the president of the independent Institute I'm delighted to welcome you to our program this evening as many of you may know the independent Institute holds programs like this debates lectures and other presentations which We call the independent policy forum and tonight we're...