Sometimes You Just Gotta Laugh

i feel i love women but you know what i'm finding i'm not compatible with them you know i'm serious women have like too much energy for me that's what i've noticed you know like you can't have a day off when you have a girlfriend they just like see that open day they're like oh my god let's go...

listen you know when i was growing up it's probably about eight years old and at the time we were living in silver spring yeah yes common misconception about me in dc a lot of people think i'm from the hood that's not true but i never bothered to correct anybody because i wanted the streets to embrace me as...

from New York City Comedy Central presents Bill Burr all right thank you thank you very much all right nice nice to be here beautiful theater here I didn't do anything today I'm a loser man that was still when I was sitting around I was watching that show I MTV Cribs you guys know that show you don't show...

mustard and he had like a moment of honesty they were like why can't you guys win the games oh you know oh the offense isn't getting it done you know defense you know they're too slow and just run out tell them we gotta get some more black guys on this team but i'm telling you and immediately everybody's...

keep it down man hey man why you waiting there for me for a little while it right out okay I got a I got a private conference we got to cool it come on don't not now I don't want to because you're going to make me lose my job This sees me right now lose my job don't...

Hi guys I'm Maggie and today I'm going to watch Blazing Saddles so for food actions you can check the list down below I'm uploading them in patreon there is going to be full and good version directions if you want to check them out for Less reactions you can Become emperor in YouTube and for Instagram if only friends...

I have some tour dates to let you know about Athens Georgia on November 7th and Atlanta Georgia November 29th and 30th at the Fox Theater get your tickets at theovon docomo we got new merch three new shirts you can check them out uh they're beautiful they're nice if you're getting Somebody a Christmas gift this could be one...

Before the internet came along life was very different than what we see today it's now easier to access information shop work or just share your life with others these modern conveniences through the internet have changed the way we live some people may argue that the past was better because we seemed less busy In stress which made life...

Well it's the last show here we are Los Angeles the world capital of rape and Dick Brown the has been going on out here he's gonna work well just what you think can't get worse they got Charlie Rose today it's gonna be quiet morning on the news tomorrow Charlie Rose looking kangaroo Every body is raping like hotcakes...

It's the disease that's hiding in plain sight. It can be in your neighborhood, in your car, or even in your bed. That's right. It's called toxic masculinity. And over 40% of men are affected every day. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious. So if you are infected, you need to know right away So you can avoid spreading...

We had a dude in our town this morning Thundercat yeah TJ was his name when the Thundercat while you're behind your little wildflower and he was born some deficiencies he had a change of salivary glands in his face you know so when he would get to smile at her feeling real Joyous he would spray out the sides...

Oh really Time to go up here let's go let's go thank you Roger that whatever Come on let's go let's go let's go different people Thank you officer thank you for your patience That is glorious that is glorious it smells like an old turkeys Thank you Stand up Video Tags: POLITICAL,MEMES,maga 2020,donald trump,trump 2020,political memes,AOC,Ilhan Omar,Nancy Pelosi,Republicans,Democrats,2020 election,JOE...

It's one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody get on the Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out because...

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I'm serious it's one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody it only Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out...

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Or question to President Reagan mr. president I want to raise an issue that I think has been lurking out there for two or three weeks and cast it specifically in national security terms you already are the oldest president in history and some of your staff say you were tired after your most recent Encounter with mr. mr. Mondale...

Good, good. It feels good to be home in Chicago in the center of the city. Huh? Oh, good. I grew up, uh, 25 miles away from here in Arlington Heights. (applause, cheering) So... And when we picked this beautiful theater for this, uh, special, I told my father, you know, "I'm gonna do this special "in Chicago. I'm gonna...

thank you okay I didn't cure anything please Christ look at a Lifetime Achievement Award out here he huh I have been on the road for the last five months I don't know man I just really thinking the worst of people really is you see some of the animals Some of the animals I see like I was in...

The second time I met OJ Simpson was right after the trial of this there I was now a young man of probably 23. O.J Simpson was the most famous or inFAMOUS face on planet Earth I was in a restaurant in Beverly Hills with my agents I wasn't alone in the restaurant But I was alone I was the...