Tag: jokes

thank you thank you new york thank you stubborn stop it how are you guys yeah i am woo too i uh i'm feeling woo i uh it's so good to be here i'm uh the prime of my life i'm in my late 20s i'm 31 and it's just it's going great i uh that's a woman's age like ...

Well it's the last show here we are Los Angeles the world capital of rape and Dick Brown the has been going on out here he's gonna work well just what you think can't get worse they got Charlie Rose today it's gonna be quiet morning on the news tomorrow Charlie Rose looking kangaroo Every body is raping like hotcakes ...

It's one time racism saved my life man I was I was on a plane I was coming I was coming from overseas and uh I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man he said everybody get on the Grown nobody look at my face I started freaking out because ...

The second time I met OJ Simpson was right after the trial of this there I was now a young man of probably 23. O.J Simpson was the most famous or inFAMOUS face on planet Earth I was in a restaurant in Beverly Hills with my agents I wasn't alone in the restaurant But I was alone I was the ...